Current mood:
breezy
Since I'm a KNOWN Blog thief, I thought I wouldn't dissapoint my readers, so I stole this one from my sister, However I feel like I have copyright liscense because A. This is me and her's collectively; and B. She's my sister so she'll forgive me.
Mich's personal favorite of all time is: "You might be an alcoholic if... You swerve to miss a tree and realise it's your air freshener!" Submitted by Taunya.
Knicci's fav as of recent: "You might be an alcoholic if....You sprain ur ankle singing Karaoke!" Submitted by T.L.
So here's Knicci's blog:
So my sister and I started this "you might be an alcoholic if" story swapping about a year ago. Since then I have had several friends and family add blurbs, its very silly and fun... Feel free to share your own.
You might be an alcoholic if....
You have to stop for drinks before counseling...
You wake up for work and your room smells like wine, oh wait, that's your breath...
The sales clerk at Fred Meyer refuses to sell you beer at 2:00 on a Saturday afternoon because you are already visibly drunk and you get pissed and demand to speak to the store manager who 86's you from the store and you have to go to a different store from now on when your "mom" wants you to get groceries and she can never figure out why it takes you so long when the store is just around the corner....
You are sitting at table playing cards with people you have known for several years and you lean over and ask the girl to your left "is there anyone special in your life" and she replies "yeah, my husband."...
and still my favorite thus far....
You and your friends spend 10 minutes looking for your car after you close the bar only to find it in a parking spot where you are 100% "certain" you did not park it and you try to convince them that you didn't forget where you parked your car, but that Jesus had the tow truck driver move it there for you instead of towing it because you are a good christian....
More to follow...
